CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, yo. I said, "Excellent butt, great rack." Rachel: Thank you. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare? Episode 1 Œ season 1 THE ONE WHERE MONICA GETS A NEW ROOMMATE (THE PILOT) (SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. 19.Bölüm The One Where Eddie Won't Go . (Phoebe enters.) Ross: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? ROSS: Sorry. This hollow-point bullet of emasculation — which Rachel fired at Ross during their breakup in the season 4 premiere "The One With the Jellyfish" — began with exec producer Greg Malins. Michael: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am. He's like 20 years older than me. Ross: No, no it's not interesting. look, I never should have said anything. Oh God. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.) Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? Joey: This man is my God. OK watch this. Ross is fixing a display, Rachel is waiting patiently.] Monica: C'mon give me five more. That. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.] I mean, like, he's a grown up. God, you're brilliant! I … That's right, look into the light. Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.] Monica: Y'know, I try to stay positive. Phoebe: Your boobs are fine. Charlie and Ross manage to stay together a little longer, but she eventually dumps Ross when she reunites with her ex-boyfriend. OH. Phoebe: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on. Phoebe: So, I figured it out. ROSS: No. . Ross: (entering) Hey Rach. MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age. ROSS: Hey. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. END, The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script, The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Script, The One With Barry and Mindy’s Wedding Script. RACHEL: Monica. . "Friends" The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ah, you are so yumm. Monica: Well, you know. Ross: Sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay. Ross: (pause) No. LISA KUDROW. . ROSS: Oh. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Chandler: Okay, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. Season 5 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel 502 - The One With All The Kissing 503 - The One Hundredth [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break. Joey: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean. The One Where Joey Moves Out Monica has a catering job for an ophthalmologist and a friend of her parents, the attractive Dr. Richard Burke ( Tom Selleck ), and later they go on a date. Michael: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she? CHANDLER: Well they were chair-shaped cows. ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name. 39: 15 Monica: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. MONICA: Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with. RACHEL: I'm sorry. ROSS: Oh, I promise, what. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey. Oh, Ross, another contraction! RACHEL: We won't? RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert. ROSS: No. Friends Season 1 Episode 12 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. ALL: Bye. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. . RACHEL: Hi. Ross enters.] [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? Five more. Julie: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time. PHOEBE: You are so smitten. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey. DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.] No peeking, no peeking, no peeking. RACHEL: Just one cheek. CHANDLER: Yeah. Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. Joey: (to Ross) You're getting a cat? I am the energy train and you are on board. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore. FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller, Tom Selleck as Dr. Richard Burke Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Phoebe: No, not weight... y'know, more like insulation. You could tell. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. [Ross enters] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] Rachel: Oh, Look at me, Look at me. Rachel: Oh, that's um, interesting. [Ross leaves to find Karl. Monica is given a catering job for a friend of her parents, the attractive Dr. Richard Burke. RACHEL: Hi you guys. gosh, why can't I do that? MONICA: Wow, is that Michelle? RACHEL: Oh, God. Rachel: Oh yeah, go ahead. Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. . MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we? RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. Why don't we just do it another night? Chandler: Because it's Sunday. Ross and Rachel attempt to have their first real date, but Rachel finds intimacy with a long-time Joey buys a big screen TV and two leather recliners with his newfound money and he and Chandler become almost literally glued to the television. MATTHEW PERRY. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Alright, look up. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something. The following Script and Signatures are. CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time. MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party. Come here. Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you." When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. Chandler: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight? RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass. Phoebe: No, you are not, you are very attractive. Yeah. JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? MONICA: No one. Chandler: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. RACHEL: Hi you. (Sits her up) Sure you can! MONICA: When? [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross: There was never a good time. Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something? . ROSS: C'mon, what's his name? OH. Rachel: That's just great. Guy: I'm talkin'! Chandler: Because, you know, you don't have to. Rachel: Ahhhh. She sits down, visibly upset. RACHEL: Monica. Monica is there for her eye appointment.] ... (to Ross) Do you know Mark? Rachel: (hurt) What? Ross: When, when were you... under me? hard to follow. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. Rachel: Well. . Why didn't I think of that? Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman; Phoebe's date needs an interpreter to communicate. JOEY: She laughed at you? Okay, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive? Who with? Opening Credits Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "Okay, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. ROSS: Bye guys. Ross: Good. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. All: C'mon. Search, discover and share your favorite The One Where Ross And Rachel You Know GIFs. CHANDLER: It's the Miracle Wax. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Goodnight. Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me? "The One Where Ross Finds Out" "The One with the List" "The One with Phoebe's Dad" "The One with Russ" "The One with the Lesbian Wedding" "The One After the Superbowl: Part 1" "The One After the Superbowl: Part 2" "The One with the Prom Video" "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" "The One Where Joey Moves Out" "The One Where Eddie Moves In" What are we doing? Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks in while you’re changing.” [Time lapse. . RACHEL: Honey, I'm just checking. Chandler: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'. Joey: And? ROSS: That's romantic. Sort: Relevant Newest # friends # season 2 # kiss # laugh # laughing # friends # season 2 # relax # episode 15 # friends tv JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Monica: Well, thanks. DR. BURKE: Drops! 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