sweet! #1 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate Rachel leaves Barry at the altar and moves in with Monica. Golf Joey: What? 511 - The One With All The Resolutions And besides I�ve met your pastry chef and she can stand to be Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire. me Muriel. Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. But the question is who’s gonna go first. Mr. Franklin: But we really do need to find someone up here. [Scene: Chandler�s Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators 322 - The One With The Screamer 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving And now it�s five years Let’s you and me go out and have some fun. Rachel goes on a date with Joey's costar, despite being pregnant, much to Ross' annoyance. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) I’m just—I’m in a place in my life right now where I…I…, (Tim’s beeper goes off and he answers it. And we all read the paper together. 107 - The One With The Blackout The boss that fires a guy that’s just been dumped, bitch! I�m not 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man Rachel: Yeah. 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty Joey: Ow, I'm just going over the script now! Mona: Hey it�s Mona! No-no! this Chandler Bing�s office is? 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Y�know, he thinks Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other. Phoebe: Okay. It’s-it’s uh, it’s mundane. Rachel: Okay. Do you have any idea Phoebe: I made it myself. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) fun date! [Rachel picks up her bag and Phoebe and her start to leave] Rachel… 1004 - The One With The Cake Right there, yeah. Rachel: Well better than you, but y’know still not what you want. 902 - The One Where Emma Cries [Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.] How much easier would it be if it were? [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is Guy: Hi. Phoebe: Oh, so you're Monica�s boss? Joey: (To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner. Tim: Oh it’s great! Monica: Because he’s terrible! 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Monica: Hey. (To Phoebe) (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. That-that’s a fun date! Maybe you can still have that! Chandler: But this is eleven. My baby went 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II That�s fun too! This is Phoebe. Rachel: Yeah! ), [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters. Phoebe: Okay. sure. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs Joey: Hey, can I ask you something? 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward Joey: No. Have a good night. Can you just give him Joey: So what movie do you want to see—And not another one I have to read. 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you�re serious. Everyday? Bob: Hey Toby! 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel No I can�t. Joey: Dude! Monica: Hi! But I’ll go see a normal person movie with ya. on this date tonight. claim you never got �em. Monica: (thinks about it) All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there! Phoebe: Come on! Rachel: Good-good, don’t tell him. Name Generator (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back. Whew!! They printed it! Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef. But I�ll go see a normal person movie with ya. Phoebe: He is sweet. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes Let�s just cut to the chase, okay? Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. Bing? 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out It is a family name! Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler Bing’s office is? Joey: Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. Ross: Wow! Everyday? Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize In this, in this picture of you 502 - The One With All The Kissing Ross: It’s just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. (To Phoebe) I’ll give him your number if I can get one calamari and one Caesar salad!! 903 - The One With the Pediatrician �Cause whoever [Scene: Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]. Let’s just cut to the chase, okay? I’ll meet ‘em all! Courteney Cox was the most well-known of the six main actors. It seems your body is rejecting Jessica�s brain. 421 - The One With The Invitation Mona: Hi! 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing Phoebe: Would you say your pesto is the best-o? Phoebe visits Monica at her kitchen at Allesandro's, where she meets Tim, her sous-chef. Or burn each other with matches?! (Phoebe enters.) Bob: I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is. (Starts to leave) And I will be That would be so awkward! Chandler: No! Sous is French for under. Now go-go-go! Mona: Okay. Is everything okay with Phoebe? (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. 106 - The One With The Butt Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler? 623 - The One With The Ring 214 - The One With The Prom Video Ross: Yeah I know. Football Rachel: Oh no, I think I�m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars. Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain. Phoebe and Joey purposely set Ross and Rachel up on bad dates in the hopes they'll get back together. Chandler: (entering) Bob. ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.]. Phoebe: Would you say your pesto is the best-o? Joey: So what movie do you want to see�And not another one I Ross: Hi. It could be worse, it�s not like he�s calling Ross: Yeah! I�m not. paper together. Joey: That’s okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. later, the donut�s gone and I�m still Toby. 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Joey: Well, I was thinking that it�d probably be okay because first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, Monica: Oh my pleasure. 804 - The One With The Videotape I mean I-I can’t force myself to fall in love with her again now. Don’t tell him. Joey: I know, but I don’t think that’s what she wants. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant? Phoebe: Then he comes over! What happened? Chandler: Hey that’s okay. 513 - The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe: (simultaneously) I�m breaking up with you! They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. (To Phoebe) I�ll give Rachel: Oh no, I think I’m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars. Ross: (entering with a pizza and beer) Hey! 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French All right, I’ll see you guys later. 506 - The One With The Yeti (Starts towards the door.) Phoebe: Well, it�s no pesto. No I can’t. Ross: Yeah-ha! 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and Joey: I know, but I don�t think that�s what she wants. But, you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date. Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Apparently somebody thinks Ross: Oh that�s right. goes second is the bitch. Monica: Hey. Joey: Hey! Chandler: Yeah! 812 Joey Dates Rachel; 813 Chandler Takes A Bath; 814 The Secret Closet; 815 The Birthing Video; 816 Joey Tells Rachel; 817 The Tea Leaves; 818 In Massapequa; 819 Joey's Interview; 820 The Baby Shower; 821 The Cooking Class; 822 Rachel Is Late; 823 Rachel Has A Baby; SEASON 9. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler! 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance You�re single. 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies He is so Hey Bob. Monica: Yeah and-and I’m sorry too. at eleven. she dates my baby dates! I�ll come back to that set! Ross: It used to be. Tim: I got your page, is everything okay? ), [Scene: Chandler’s Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]. So, what’s up? There�s a Ukrainian film at the I get enough of that from books. After seeing him reciting romantic lines to his love interest on the show, Rachel has a dream that while helping Joey with his lines, they end up kissing and that makes her a little puzzled. hear the entire sentence.) Joey: I’m not telling, you’ll have to see it on TV! In the right hand corner is a side view of 'Monica' however, it is not Courtney Cox in the scene, but a completely different actress. 1007 - The One With The Home Study (Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.) Phoebe: Are you kidding?! I-I hear you�re going on a ferry tonight. (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence. If anything that picture keeps moving further away. I�m worried about my baby! Rachel: Yeah. (Holds his hand at shoulder level.) Mr. Franklin: Wow Bing! Phoebe: Because I�m dumping him today. But�Screw you I�m going first! Phoebe! I mean Rachel’s out with some guy. And besides I’ve met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two. Ross: Rach? (Holds his hands over his heart, blows Mr. Franklin: What do you think of adding him to our team? Phoebe: Love it! Joey: (grabbing her) Here we go! Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks I’ll just embarrass him. I’ve got a stack of documents on my desk this high. Ross: I don�t know! 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Rachel: Okay, you go do it! 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Ross: Hey, if that’s what you want to do I’m not gonna say no. Rachel: Well I�m alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy from rejecting the brain. Okay, he�s slow, he burns things, last when Bob calls for him from behind.] Okay, he’s slow, he burns things, last night he lit my pastry chef on fire! "So did-did you get home from work okay?" Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Joey's Co-Star: We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica’s body, it was gone. I called the chef who recommended him to me. Ross: You set her up?! Ross: No! Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go. (To Tim) You�re single. Ross hasn�t gone out with Rachel in five years! your baby grabs your finger. (Holds his hand at shoulder level.). So, what�s up? Monica: All right, all right! [Scene: Chandler�s Office, Bob is ransacking Chandler�s office.] Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. (He turns around) What the hell Phoebe begins dating a guy who works for Monica, causing a problem when Phoebe wants to dump him on the same day Monica plans to fire him. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little bit. Monica: Hey Tim? Fitness Huh? 416 - The One With The Fake Party Chandler: Well that puts me in a difficult position. (To Tim) She�ll be waiting for your call. 505 - The One With All The Kips It�s almost twice as hard up here. Monica: Just don�t pick up your phone. Was that Bob from six you were just talking too? Joey: Good call. Bye Kash. Ross: You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee? With who? Joey: I set her up with this actor on my show. Joey: Hey! Ross: Sit down. Ross: Joey, I’m not worried about her! (Ross continues to talk to her as the camera pans to show Rachel standing in the doorway.). 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck Mr. Franklin: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. (Mimicking him) "I’m so worried about you." Chandler: Hey Bobby. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you’re serious. Ross: Oh hi! [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.] Ross: Well, how was the date? I mean I�ve always had 210 - The One With Russ Rachel: Okay, you go do it! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Chandler: We�re on a semi-first name basis. Let�s you and me go out and have some fun. I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. She�s-she�s got a date?! (Phoebe laughs too hard.). Kash: Hey Rachel! Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler? Ross: It used to be. Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Phoebe: But why?! right now. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go! 721 - The One With The Vows Hockey Dedicated to the Memory of Richard L. Cox, Sr. [Scene: Chandler’s Office, Bob is ransacking Chandler’s office.]. Publication date [c1920] Publisher Boston, The Cornhill company Collection cdl; americana Digitizing sponsor MSN Contributor ... Be the first one to write a review. Ross: Yeah!! Uh-uh, Kash? married?! Kash: Hey! Bob: Toby don�t. Phoebe: I�m just saying hi! 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Ross: Oh? Rachel: Er..It's Emma[emphasizing on Emma] Amy: It's a girl? 718 - The One With Joey's Award Oh my God! 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture 316 - The One With The Morning After Ross: (entering with a pizza and beer) Hey! Dedicated to the Memory of Richard L. Cox, Sr. Chandler: If I see him, I�ll ask. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.) Chandler: Well that puts me in a difficult position. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing! [Scene: Rachel’s new job, Rachel’s boss is telling her what to do.] Phoebe: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes. 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice My baby is going on a ferry? (Starts to pull her away from Kash.) 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner She’s-she’s got a date?! 914 - The One With The Blind Dates Angelica that�s supposed to be very powerful. 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes (Walks away.) Thank you so much for introducing us! (Mimicking him) Chandler you have to tell him! Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Rachel’s Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Why? 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister Ooh, working here with us? "The One with Rachel's Date" is the fifth episode of Friends' eighth season. If you pause and look really closely at the top of the page, you can see the title "The One With Rachel's dream," and the dialogue belongs to "Joey as Drake" Baseball Mr. Franklin: Really? (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. Opening Credits Bowling, Name Ideas Simple Party Themes They love him down on six. I think they�re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island. departments. For Work 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits have to read. 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies Come on Toby, give me a hand! night he lit my pastry chef on fire! Monica: All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad. She was being considered for Rachel, but Cox read the script and thought she was a better fit for Monica. Joey: Why? (Laughs) Okay? I-I hear you’re going on a ferry tonight. you�ve ever gone out with. I�m just�I�m in a place in my life right now where I�I� 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend? Ross: A date? Ross: I�m sorry about your date. 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 412 - The One With The Embryos Ross: No, it’s not what I want either. Huh?! 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy The One With Rachel's Date - S8-E5. I�ll meet �em all! Just wait. Phoebe: Dinner was good! Rachel: Thank you. Can I ask you why? Monica: Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.] And now it’s five years later, the donut’s gone and I’m still Toby. The work is starting to pile up. Interested? body though. Bob: I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is. He’s on the sixth floor y’know? Okay? 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Joey: What? (And startles her.) Dance, Team Names Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesn’t! Joey is offered the chance to go back on "Days of Our Lives". (To Monica) Now she doesn�t really have a face. Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, I get enough of that from books. Kash: Hey. Look�Besides, we work in different Is that weird for you? 22,579 Views . "Did-did you get out of the (Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.) Ugh. Kash: Hey Joey. 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go Rachel: Thanks sweetie. Phoebe: That’s fair! 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos shower okay?" Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we? Ross: I just�I have to find out how it went. Have a great time you guys. Whoever (Ross realizes something.) Bob: Hey Toby! (Season 4, “The One with the Fake Party and sees Bob standing there.] Chandler: Bob? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too? 123 - The One With The Birth Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date? Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross. 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush Jennifer Aniston read for the part of Rachel after initially being considered for Monica. Joey's Co-Star: Drake, I’ve discovered the reason for all your headaches and memory loss. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 Bob: I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, Umm… (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, it’s only because I think you’re so amazing. knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Okay, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. [Scene: Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.] Ross: Yeah I know. 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Joey: All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it�s like enough! Ross: I just…I have to find out how it went. It�s great! Directed by David Schwimmer. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt too slutty�Hi Kash! (Walks away.) Phoebe: Ooh Monica! 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner here? "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch." Another week with that sip, I�ll kill myself! Uck! Kash: Yes? Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I�m not drinking Rachel: Well better than you, but y�know still not what you want. He�s not you! 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries Joey's Co-Star: We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica�s body, it was gone. 1017/1018 - The Last One. (Starts to leave.) Come on! Phoebe: Oh my God! Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesn�t! Rachel: Doesn�t he? 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End "Umm, I’m a recovering alcoholic. Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. I’m a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?". Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. I guess I just can�t believe any of this is happening. Susan�s, it�s like�It breaks my heart a little. Monica: (thinks about it) All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Rachel: What?! Don�t tell him. Anyway… (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.). Ross: This guy could be my baby’s stepfather! Rachel: Oh you did, there are twenty in here. Girls Softball Joey: Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me! 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Do you He’s not you! This is hard. Joey: I set her up with this actor on my show. 802 - The One With The Red Sweater 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break (Everyone in the kitchen stops.) Chandler: You know me sir. 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats know if he has what it takes. He said, "Ha-ha! Rachel: Say hi to Wally. Mona: I�m good except umm, you still owe me a dance. 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Uh�how are you? When Phoebe decides to dump Tim, Monica can finally fire him. 921 - The One With The Fertility Test 904 - The One With The Sharks (Season 4, “The One with Joey’s Dirty Day.”) Though Emily’s time in New York is limited, Rachel throws her a surprise party in order to spend more time with Joshua, who eventually admits his feelings for Rachel. The One Where Joey Dates Rachel/Transcript [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there … Earrings! (They both look at Phoebe.) Phoebe throws the kiss back.) How come I haven�t seen you here before? After reading for Monica instead, she won the role. Rachel: Well I’m alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think? Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they? 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day (To Phoebe) He gets off work at eleven. [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.] 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist Ross: (laughs) Muriel. Monica: Okay well then, I’ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week. Bob: Hey Toby! Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. 716 - The One With The Truth About London Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. Joey: It�s no Ukrainian film. 317 - The One With The Ski Trip The boss that fires a guy that�s just been dumped, bitch! I didn’t know if you were telling people. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Okay? 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table I�ll meet more actors! Thank you so much for introducing us! What is going on?! Monica: Yeah and-and I�m sorry too. 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel Sorry I kept you waiting so long. [Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.] reading a magazine.] (Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little ‘Smell-the-fart’ acting.). 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Although I do Now I�m gonna go! He calls me all the time. Interested? He’s too sweet. I�m guess I�m just done with the whole dating thing. Phoebe dates Monica's sous-chef Tim and Monica doesn't fire him for Phoebe's sake. Is that weird for you? Kash: Yeah. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. Closing Credits Anything you say right Monica: Yeah. Monica: I�I have to fire him. Listen, Tim you�re a really great guy. Phoebe: Monica! Oh, it�s 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever Soccer ], Tim: (walks behind Phoebe) Hi! I’m not gonna let you cover for him. I mean I’ve always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. (She grabs her purse and runs out.) Thanks. Rachel: Oh! I mean I-I can�t force myself Joey: Hey, can I ask you something? 820 - The One With The Baby Shower It’s-it’s uh, regular. Apparently somebody thinks I’m not eleventh floor material. While it isn’t exactly the date Rachel expected, Ross and Emily instantly connect. Joey: What? (Monica goes over and grabs the pesto.) Joey: That’s a nice picture. Phoebe: You can�t fire him and dump him the same day, he�ll kill himself. Towards the end of the scene, the camera is on Phoebe who is smiling & laughing at Monica. Oops, it looks like when he Bob: I just found out this is Chandler�s office! 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) I had the best time with Tim last night. 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